Don’t Be A Clayton…Like We Almost Were

Unlike Michael Clayton we're not going to make excuses or blame other people.  You see, we have snips all over this site preaching to you guys "Don't be a Clayton - Don't drop the ball".  And what did we do?  We almost pulled a Clayton.

We almost dropped the ball on #80's big day, his birthday.  Happy Birthday Mike! (wait, what did you think his "big day" was? Sunday?)

Sorry Mike, we couldn't fit 80 candles on this thing

Unlike Michael Clayton, we never give up.  We have to continually work harder than everybody else to try and make our voice heard.  So we don't get to rest, we're constantly workin'.  Which is why we flipped over to Clayton's Twitter page tonight only to find information that is already on our own site (See: the Clayton Bio button above).  Here's what it says:

"Aite tworld its my bday im bout to go out relax and have a nice get away time wit the fam yall hold it down thanks" (this is his grammar by the way, not ours, in case you couldn't tell our writing styles apart)

OK Mike, we will hold it down.  You're welcome.  You've been working so hard lately you deserve to go out and relax and unwind.  Tell you what, why don't you take some of that $10 million guaranteed we gave you and go buy yourself something nice.  You know, on us.

We'll still just be here workin'.

The Gang @ 80Sucks.com