80sucks.com – Michael Clayton, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Wide Receiver, SUCKS!
7Oct/091

Raheem, we accept your challenge!

<b>You think you're frustrated Mike?  How do you think Buc fans feel?</b>

You think you're frustrated Mike? How do you think Buc fans feel?

A few weeks ago (after week 1 of the NFL season to be exact) Bucs coach Raheem Morris issued the challenge, "I dare somebody to write an article about why Clayton is on the team again".

He was speaking about receiver Michael Clayton after Claytons week 1 performance against the Dallas Cowboys in which he caught 5 passes for 93 yards.  It was definitely a great individual day for Clayton, in fact, it was probably among the top 3 games of his career.  But like all of his fine individual performances, it resulted in a loss.

But what was truly shocking about the Coach Morris Challenge, was that media people actually respected it.  In fact, we have yet to see anyone call out Michael Clayton since then, with the exception of Dan Sileo of 620 WDAE who we have tremendous respect for.

So, Coach Morris, we would like to publicly accept your challenge, or dare, and we will write an article on "Why is Michael Clayton on this team?".

Then we'll follow it up with other fascinating topics like "How did Clayton get that contract?" and "How many games will Clayton go without a catch?" and "Is Clayton the biggest bust in Bucs history?".

So we welcome your challenge Coach, and we hope you read our articles and give them fair consideration when making any further roster decisions.

And Mike, we hope you're reading too!

The Gang @ 80Sucks.com

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  1. I would like to contribute as to why Clayton is still a reciever on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers team:
    1. Clayton is awsome on throwing blocks away for the action of any given play.
    2. Claytons smile is bright enough to distract the opposing punter while playing special teams.
    3. Clayton is AWESOME at fielding punts or kickoffs in the endzone! (he never lets one bounce out the back!)
    4. Claytons first down celebration thrusts is way better than Ike Hilliards! ( even tho Ike actually caught some first downs)

    Hope you guys actually consider these reasons as relevant to the discussion. I would hate to think that Clayton was just another reason for CB’s to double team Antonio Briant or Sammie Stroughter..


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