About Us

After Game 1 of the 2009 NFL season, Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach Raheem Morris offered the following challenge:

"I dare somebody to write an article about why Clayton is on the team again"

OK Coach, we'll bite.

And we'll raise you one, we're not going to just write "an article", we're gonna write a bunch of them.  Covering all aspects of how badly Michael Clayton sucks.  We're gonna write about why he got that contract, and how many dropped passes he has, and why he thought Jon Gruden was the reason he wasn't productive and a whole host of other related topics.

Q: Why now?  Hasn't Michael Clayton sucked for many years now.

A: Yes, he has sucked for quite a long time, and it has always bothered us.  But the fact that he got that ridiculous contract really got our blood boiling, then there was the Raheem Morris Challenge, and then we heard him on AM 620 WDAE's radio program, Buccaneers Total Access with TJ Reeves, and we lost it.

He mentioned that he has a clothing line coming out called 80 Stitches.  Seriously?  A clothing line?  Dude, you average less than 3 catches and 30 yards per game on your career (more on that throughout the site) and you are starting a clothing line?  And you're using "80" like you own that number (more on that on various posts)?  I don't know about 80 Stitches, but I do know that 80 Sucks.

And so this site was born.

Enjoy!

The Gang @ 80Sucks.com